| Wednesday, December 26, 2007 |
| The Mission |
I work with Doug.
Doug is still in his twenties.
Doug is not overweight.
Doug can devour half a pan of chocolate rice krispy treats in a single day without feeling even slightly ill.
Doug keeps food at his desk at all times.
Doug once saved cake from someone's birthday celebration at the office in his desk drawer for days.
Doug does not think these habits will make him fat.
In 2008, my New Year's resolution is:
Make Doug Fat. |
| posted by Crisco McFatty @ 1:34 PM |
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| In 2008, I have resolved to make Doug fat. Does he know who I am? I hope not. Will he still eat all of the food left for him? Probably. Will he pack on the pounds? Read and find out. |
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Name: Crisco McFatty
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