| Monday, January 7, 2008 |
| Week 1 Recap |
The office has been a little empty this first week of the year. So, there hasn't been much of an opportunity to really kick the fattening plan into high gear.
Fortunately for me, Doug brought in lots of candy to stash in his drawer. Looks like even when I am totally slacking, this won't be hard.
Other co-workers are also kicking in candy and sweets. Apparently, a lot of people want to see Doug's metabolism resemble that of the rest of us.
All of that said, I rounded out this week with a 500 calorie, 18g of fat honey bun left anonomously on his desk. He's in St. Louis for the day, but I can guarantee it will be gone by 8:30am tomorrow morning.
Keep on eating. |
| posted by Crisco McFatty @ 9:53 AM |
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| In 2008, I have resolved to make Doug fat. Does he know who I am? I hope not. Will he still eat all of the food left for him? Probably. Will he pack on the pounds? Read and find out. |
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