| Thursday, January 24, 2008 |
| Cake! |
Like most New Year's resolutions, I have been somewhat lazy in bringing this one to fruition. The good news is that Doug's eating habits are so poor that I don't have to do much to achieve my 2008 goal. I should feel bad, but there's still such a subborn pride to his eating, that I may not go to hell quite yet.
For example, Doug has done some traveling for work lately. When Doug travels, Doug eats. He ate the super rib plate at some restaurant in St. Louis four nights in a row.
The other day, he was complaining about how he has gained nearly ten pounds recently. Then, he drove to the gas station to buy another Polar Pop.
So, in lieu of the grand success I am having in making Doug fat despite my minimal efforts, I baked a cake! This box of cake mix has sat neglected in my cupboard after I bought it from the dented-cans-clearance section of the grocery store for $1.74 a few months back.
The box says the full cake has 1710 calories and 41 grams of fat. I also threw in an extra stick of butter for an additional 810 calories and 92 grams of fat.
Tomorrow, I will deposit this on Doug's desk. And he will eat the good majority of it. I'll let you know how it goes.
Keep on eating. |
| posted by Crisco McFatty @ 11:08 PM |
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| In 2008, I have resolved to make Doug fat. Does he know who I am? I hope not. Will he still eat all of the food left for him? Probably. Will he pack on the pounds? Read and find out. |
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