| Sunday, January 27, 2008 |
| I love you like a fat kid love cake. |
Some might think it ambitious or at least suspicious to present Doug with two anonymous cakes on back to back business days. I just think I'm making up for lost time earlier in the month. Also, I bought three disposable 9" cake pans, and I better use them up before they go bad or start growing mold.
So, I present to you, my newest creation:
For interested parties, it's a batch of family-size brownies with an obligatory extra stick and a half of butter, chocolate icing, and shaved white chocolate on top.
The calorie and fat content can only be described as ridiculous, which makes up for a decently low calorie count in the last cake. I wandered around the baking aisle at Target for a good twenty minutes looking for the ingredients with the most calories. I have to say that after spending a life time looking for products with the lowest calories, it was quite fun picking out the most unhealthy products I could find.
All in all, there are 7100 calories and 416 grams of fat. Just let that soak in for a minute. And hopefully, while you do, Doug will be letting it soak straight to his gut.
Keep on eating. |
| posted by Crisco McFatty @ 11:47 PM |
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Holy love handles those brownies look fantastic. I hope I do not get to see how they look on Doug.
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Holy love handles those brownies look fantastic. I hope I do not get to see how they look on Doug.