Make Doug Fat
Thursday, January 31, 2008
"THIS IS AWESOME"
After all the effort I put in on Sunday night to make the super brownie cake, I forgot to bring it to work three days in a row. But, today I remembered.

Doug has been in training sessions all week, and today is no exception. So, it was easy to deposit the brownies on his desk anonymously. I did so about an hour ago.

Doug came back to his desk during a break from training. Again, he was somewhat skeptical of the mysterious treats until a coworker had a bite. Then, he took a bite and fell in love.

He literally proceeded to cradle the pan in his arms while running off excitedly exclaiming, "This is AWESOME!" He took with him the fork and paper bowl I also left for him.

So, I am guess he took them back to training with him. And they are probably about half-way eaten by now. Chalk up another 200+ grams of fat and 3550 calories.

Keep on eating.
posted by Crisco McFatty @ 10:51 AM  
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In 2008, I have resolved to make Doug fat. Does he know who I am? I hope not. Will he still eat all of the food left for him? Probably. Will he pack on the pounds? Read and find out.
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