Make Doug Fat

Thursday, January 31, 2008
Final Brownie Update / Contributions
At the end of the day today, all of the brownies were gone except for about 2 square inches. Unfortunately, Doug shared with his fellow training participants, so he only ate about half by himself. Still, that put him at nearly double his daily calorie intake and a full week's worth of fat in one dessert.

Additionally, I actually got to see the inside of the brownies, and wow. They were so heavy that they looked like fudge. Maybe the last 9" pan should be fudge. I bet I could pack even more calories in there. Oh Doug. You make it so easy.

In other new, this may be my New Years Resolution, but it seems many more people are supportive of the project than I had expected. Some have donated candy and other food. For example, tomorrow I will be leaving a pile of Sweet Tarts on Doug's desk that were donated from a co-worker's 2005 candy stash. So, if you have anything that Doug will gobble up, bring it my way or just leave it on his desk.

If you're one of our new guests that doesn't know me personally, you can still contribute suggestions, comments, ideas, and recipes. You can email me at makedougfat@gmail.com . Crisco McFatty wants you...

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Keep on eating.
posted by Crisco McFatty @ 9:00 PM  
1 Comments:
  • At February 1, 2008 at 8:20 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Remember the scene from Tim Allen's "The Santa Clause" where he makes his belly jiggle?

    Keep feeding Doug, oh Crisco McFatty, keep feeding Doug....

     
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