Make Doug Fat
Monday, February 4, 2008
The End
Like most people, I've never been very good at keeping New Years Resolutions. But I usually make it longer than a month. Unfortunately, that's not going to be the case this year.

I'm officially halting the Make Doug Fat project.

I have spent the last few days trying to figure out what to do. There are a myriad of reasons why I am stopping, not the least of which is the possibility (small, yes, but still existent) that this could negatively affect a job I very much enjoy.

The biggest reason though, is that I like Doug. Sure, sometimes he asks me so many questions I want to pull my hair out. But he's a nice guy. And I think he likes his job too. Make Doug Fat has grown larger than I ever expected (pun totally intended) in a very short period of time. And more people in our company know about it than I can count. I know that if I found out someone was trying to make me fat while writing about it and most of my coworkers knew about it, I might not like my job any more.

The point is, this was never meant to be a project that legitimately mocked Doug. It was in good fun. I'd like to stop while it's still fun and before anyone gets their feelings seriously hurt.

So, thanks for stopping by, have a great 2008, and keep on eating.
posted by Crisco McFatty @ 11:18 PM  
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In 2008, I have resolved to make Doug fat. Does he know who I am? I hope not. Will he still eat all of the food left for him? Probably. Will he pack on the pounds? Read and find out.
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